Hey, I can get hosting for $4.99/month at GoDaddy!!?? Right. But you don't get value-added services - like someone who knows what he is doing (and knows you and your Web site) , who is reachable, and speaks American English (albeit with an Appalachian Mountain dialect).
Can you host my PHP Web site? It does <fill in the blank>. It's real <fill in the blank> and <fill in the blank>. It needs <fill in the blank> in order to work.
Is it "Ap-uh-lach-uh" or "Ap-uh-ley-chee-uh"?
It depends. For an authoritative answer from an expert, just ask someone who was raised in Appalachia. They should know.